ABOUT OUR RESTAURANT
About Not Poison
Not Poison Restaurant is a family owned business that's been passed down for generations.
We pride ourselves on making good, quality food for everyone to enjoy for free. Our goal is to
make people happy and keep people alive. You need food to live, so come on down and eat
our food so you can live! There's been some rumors about our food being dangerous or
poisonous. These are all baseless rumors. Our burgers are cooked to perfection, our drinks are as refreshing
as can be, and our health inspection rating is not failing! Grab a boat, come on down, and
enjoy our good eating.